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Doug and Courtney Stodden Explain Being Kicked Out of a Pumpkin Patch

Courtney Stodden and cradle robber Doug Hutchison sat down with Dr. Drew the other day to explain why they were kicked out of a pumpkin patch. Long story short, it’s because the other moms were jealous b*tches who used their kids as an excuse to have her kicked out. Ugh. Isn’t that always the case?

Courtney said women were going up to the manager complaining about her being inappropriate for children. Courtney defends herself saying all the other women had cleavage hanging out as well and that a lot of people were enjoying it and some even wanted to take pictures with them. Like a sideshow attraction I guess. Afterward, they bought 5 pumpkins at Ralph’s and did an impromptu photoshoot with Courtney pushing her chest out. That’ll show them!

This is like watching a train wreck. A train wreck I can’t take my eyes off of. This is fantastic because she’s so dumb. If you put a stethoscope to her head, you’d just hear the sound of air going “woosh” and maybe see a tumbleweed roll out her ear.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

when she becomes 18 I am sure they will be slogging

Carlos'sMommy
Carlos'sMommy
7 years ago

she looks like a hot mess that just got done working at the titty bar and is drunk. How sloppy and how sad that he would sacrifice his career for that! He is obviously unhappy to marry THAT!

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