Jamie Bell, the ballerina in Billy Elliot, wants everyone to know he’s straight and what better way to do it then being hyper-sexual in an interview with GQ. Bell “stars” in Steven Spielberg’s upcoming motion cap version of Tintin and here in his GQ interview, he talks about going down girls. I’m not sure how we got here.
What’s the best way to impress a woman?
Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let’s cut to the primal – be good in the sack. [Slaps thighs] Have an understanding of what’s going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?
What’s the best penis I’ve ever seen?No! Actually, what is the best penis you’ve ever seen?
[Collapses into laughter] That is a good question. The best piece of advice I ever received was “Don’t f*** your publicist.” Russell Crowe told me that. It’s probably a smart move. [Both of his publicists are now in the room, attempting to bring the interview to a close] No! It’s GQ!What skill should every man have?
Skill? You know what I’m going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.You do realise you’ve got another publicist standing right behind you?
I don’t care. A skill a man should have? Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area. GQ UK
If there was every any question about Jamie Bell’s love of vagina, he’s emphatically and absurdly put it to rest. He’s dating Evan Rachel Wood and he likes to eat vagina, okay, guys. If there was a cookbook on how to prepare vag, he’d have 10 copies sitting on various tables in his house. I hear Jamie Bell can draw a diagram of a vagina just from memory with his eyes closed and label each part. In Latin!