Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant

Let’s not kid ourselves any longer. Jessica Simpson is pregnant. She still has yet to negotiate a deal with a weekly to put her baby bump on the cover but we don’t really need that for a confirmation as she took her bump for a stroll through LAX on Sunday. Now when people ask her how far along she is, she won’t silently weep into her bottomless froyo, her self-esteem whittling away to nothing.