Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Scarlett Johansson Probably Not Dating

Us via Lainey reported that Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were out on a date in New York. This elicited an “aww” from everyone. Joseph seems like a great guy and Scarlett has a fantastic personality (cups hands under breasts).

Anyway, Celebuzz had to be the buzzkill and ask Joseph’s rep about it. Joseph’s rep pretty much killed the rumor saying “Joseph wasn’t even in NYC the night that Us Weekly is reporting they were spotted together.”

I’m telling you, it was probably Carlos Gordon-Levitt. *Puts finger above lip again*