Justin Bieber Debuts ‘Mistletoe’

Days after announcing “Mistletoe” as the first single off his Christmas album, Justin Bieber performed an impromptu rendition of the song for fans in Rio.

“This is the first time anywhere in the world that I’ve sung this. So, this is special,” he said.

Oh whatever. Justin Bieber could have flung monkey poo into the crowd and they’d have screamed with just as much enthusiasm.

Rio was in for another surprise as Selena Gomez made a guest appearance and did a duet version of “Who Says” with Beiber.

Disappointing. I heard not one request for her to show her tits. Is this a concert or a prayer circle?