Kim Kardashian Will File for Divorce Today

She milked her marriage for all the money she could and even had E! pay for her ring and air a wedding special and now, after 72 days of marriage, Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from Kris Humphries. Ryan Seacrest confirmed the rumor on Twitter, “Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins.”

So… marrying after only nine months of casual dating is a bad idea. Got it. Thanks, Kim, for giving me hours of entertainment with your astounding stupidity.