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Lindsay Lohan Got New Teefs

After pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s rotting teeth showed up online, she put her hand over her mouth and ran straight for the dentist. Now her teeth are fixed and she’s ready to tackle unemployment and community service in style.

Over the weekend on her website, Lindsay thanked Dr. Dorfman for the teeth whitening Zoom treatment. She added, “My gums are so sore though!”

Teeth whitening? It looked like her teeth were crusted over like that Playboy you hid under the bed as a kid in those photos. Did they use whitener by the gallon or something?

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Krb8981
Krb8981
12 years ago

Those are definitely veneers. If you look at her “old” teeth versus these, they aren’t even the same size or shape.

DDS/cum scraper
DDS/cum scraper
12 years ago

They’re dentures…she gets more $$$ giving “gummy” blowjobs compared to the “scrapeys” with her jagged, old toofers.

Christinaha
Christinaha
12 years ago

That’s more than just whitening, she prolly had bonding or veenersz – coming from someone who has veeners