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Lindsay Lohan Is Protected at the Morgue

Officials at the L.A. County morgue have warned staff that if any of them take pictures of Lindsay Lohan while she’s working, they will be terminated immediately. Though I doubt that won’t stop someone from sneakily snapping a photo while she’s spraying down guts.

TMZ says when Lindsay arrives to work today, she’ll be on linen patrol where she’ll wash the corpse fluid-soaked sheets that line the autopsy tables.

We’re also told the smell inside the morgue is so cripplingly noxious … it’s not uncommon to spontaneously vomit from the stench — and here’s the kicker … everyone has to clean up their own puke. TMZ

Whatever. Lindsay has smelled worse. I heard she once passed out in Paris Hilton’s lap inches away from her rotting vagina.

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This Bitch is still getting Special Treatment

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