Lindsay Lohan No-Shows at Morgue

During her hearing on Wednesday, the judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to serve 16 hours of morgue duty before her next court date on November 2nd. Guess what happened?

While it’s not a violation, Lindsay didn’t show up. She was scheduled to be at the morgue at 8 a.m. this morning. At 7:40, Lindsay’s assistant called to say she was 10 minutes away. She still wasn’t there by 8:20 and eventually showed up at 8:40 a.m. The Coroner’s Office promptly turned her away and will notify Probation’s Volunteer Center which monitors her probation. Oh but according to Lindsay’s publicist, this wasn’t her fault. Again.

We just got a statement from Lindsay’s publicist, who says she arrived approximately 20 minutes late, and her tardiness was due to “a combination of not knowing what entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival.” The publicist says Lindsay spoke with supervisors at the morgue, they showed her how to get in tomorrow so things are now OK. TMZ

If that’s true, the waiting media must have taken some pictures of her at 8 a.m., right? Probably not. Although I can imagine Lindsay just wandering around the building like an idiot going from door to door confused about which one to open because none of them have a red carpet rolling out of it to signify being the correct entrance.

In related news, even L.A. County Sheriff/celebrity ass kisser Lee Baca is fed up with Lindsay’s shenanigans. He says if the judge sentences Lindsay to jail, he’ll make room for her for at least 60 days.

Baca just told FOX 11’s Good Day L.A. … the overcrowding problem will not keep Lindsay out of jail. Lindsay, he says, is a “sick” drug addict who needs jail to beat her demons — and if the judge decides to sentence Lindsay for a probation violation, he’ll make damn sure she serves time.

According to Baca, Lindsay needs at least 60 days in the slammer to be properly rehabilitated. TMZ

Sheriff Lee Baca is a tease. Just wait until those 60 days turn into 59 on house arrest. That one day will show her LA means business.

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