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Lindsay Lohan to Pose Nude for Playboy

Around three years ago, Lindsay Lohan turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight page Playboy spread for their 55th anniversary issue. Her rep at the time said, “If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again.”

The New York magazine road of course is in reference to the nude Marilyn Monroe spread she did for New York magazine. I guess she’d only whore herself out for no less than a $1 million.

But things have changed and times are tough. She has no job, no money and has to be an escort just to get into parties now. Ergo, Lindsay has finally agreed to do a spread for Playboy. The deal will net Lindsay around $750k to $1 million. No confirmation yet from her rep but when someone says, “I can neither confirm or deny at this time,” it’s a given that it’s true.

Now the question is: Does anyone want to see Lindsay in a heavily airbrushed photoshoot in artsy poses when you can find unaltered photos of her flashing her privates and cut and paste sections from each photo to make a sort of nude Franken-Lindsay? I don’t know about you, but my nude Franken-Lindsay suits my needs just fine.

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CareerBoostorDrugTab
CareerBoostorDrugTab
12 years ago

Freckles and old lady hands cant wait

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

I don’t mind seeing her nude.  I hope she shows her pussy.

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Haloheidi66
12 years ago

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