More details have emerged surrounding Michael Lohan’s arrest. Namely, the 911 call his girlfriend Kat Major made last night. A panicky Kate tells the operator, “I’m afraid of him. He’s gonna come in her and hit me.” You can listen to it here. Kate sounds real calm during the call like this isn’t her first domestic violence rodeo.
What was the cause of the argument though? Allegedly, Michael threatened Kate after she refused to give him oral sex. Ooohh, okay. Understandable. I’m pretty pissed if my girlfriend didn’t go down on me either. But usually I just stomp around angrily and plop down in a chair, cross my arms and go “hmph!” instead of threatening violence. See, they can’t call the cops if all you’re doing is throwing an adult temper tantrum.
Another Lohan voted #1 in the Charles Darwin Suicide Award.
He looks like A Schwetty Spokesman