Paul McCartney Marries Nancy Shevell

Paul McCartney married his 51-YEAR-OLD (!!) American heiress and cousin of Barbara Walters girlfriend, Nancy Shevell, on Saturday. They exchanged vows at London’s Old Marylebone Town Hall. The same town hall where McCartney married his first wife and on what would have been John Lennon’s 71st birthday. Note that there is no mention of Paul’s second wife, Peg Leg, I mean, Heather Mills who he went through a bitter divorce with.

Also note the exclamation marks after 51-year-old.  That’s Nancy Shevell’s age! By comparison, Madonna is 53 and looks like she broke out of a crypt after a shaman brought her back to life. Nancy looks like a 30-something. What’s her secret? Is it virgin sacrifice?

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She’s definitely beautiful for 51. Paul McCartney, on the other hand, is lookin’ like an old drag queen.

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