What made the first Piranha 3D movie good was that it didn’t hide the fact that it was supposed to be a throwback to those campy B-horror movies back in the day. It had a ridiculous plot, nudity and kill scenes. It was great. Especially when Riley Steele and Kelly Brook swam around naked.
Now the movie has a sequel naturally titled Piranha 3DD. And of course the trailer has a chick running around with big, fake, bouncy tits. In 3D…D! The fact Ving Rhames has a gun for a leg is kind of a rip off of Grindhouse but I’ll just assume it’s an homage.
The film stars Katrina Bowden (30 Rock), Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Ving Rhames and Gary Busey. Wait, Gary Busey? Does he defeat the piranhas by using his horse teeth to chew them all? “Come here ya little f**kers. Om nom nom nom.”
I would rather watch Rosie get a Brazilian