This is very good news. Samuel L. Jackson has finally joined the 140 character or less blogging service Twitter. Probably to promote The Avengers. He’s @SamuelLJackson and each update is as hilarious as you’d expect. Samplings include,
– Can-a muh fukkasay fuck on here?
– I got gnats in my muthafukkin’ dressing room!
– U know dats my shit MYFRIEND! U MONEYFONDLER U!
– I’m feelin’ da love! U got a muhfukka all choked up!
It’s unclear whether he’ll consistently update but I’ll be sitting on the edge of my muthafukkin seat waiting for these muthfaukkin’ gnats to get out of my room until he does.
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