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The Situation Was Kicked Out of the Apple Store

The Situation allegedly tried to cut in line at the Apple store to get thew new iPhone 4s when an employee caught him and kicked his ass out.

Turns out the overwhelming stench of spray tan and douche doesn’t help one in the stealth department.

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not NJ
not NJ
8 years ago

I’d be happy to bitch-slap that asshole out of anywhere…one thing I know about dicks from NJ, they talk s**t, but are all PUSSIES !!!  

NorthJersey
NorthJersey
8 years ago
Reply to  not NJ

You have to be completed retarded to think everyone in NJ are pussies.  Frankie Edgar says hi, dumbfuck!

random
random
8 years ago
Reply to  NorthJersey

You’re right.  Some of them are cunts.

Troll Hunter
Troll Hunter
8 years ago

Gross!   Michael Sorrentino is disgusting, he looks skanky, stinky and has lax hygiene.  Old Popeye Face also looks like he has a small, skinny hotdog size penis that smells like an old bag of onions, and to attempt to make up for his inadequacies he rents an old Ferrari F430 because he isn’t worthy of the newer, nicer 458 Italia.  Stop trying to rock your lame shades hanging off your giant schnazz and get a nose job instead, the perpetual sunglass wearing isn’t camouflaging that octopus on your face. Why he is trying to buy an iPhone 4S is beyond… Read more »

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

Just to comment about “this guy” in general. According to other new reports he has compiled/written a book…this coming from a guy who i invision having a hard time with pop-up books and gets lost in a “choose your own adventure” book. I am disheartened when i see any one of these guys from Jersey Shore and am appaled that people follow them like they are the new best thing…

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