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  • Soulja Boy says his career was inspired by Shakespeare. William or someone else? [Bossip]
  • Rihanna’s sexed up image is just a part she plays. Mmm hmm. [Celebitchy]
  • It’s better that Jesse Jane doesn’t open her mouth. [MoeJackson]
  • Rossana Najera looks great in Open Magazine. [GCeleb]
  • Seth Rogen got married and his wife is kind of hot? [Celebs]
  • Spencer Pratt going back to college? [Yeeeah]
  • Anderson Cooper stunt leaves guest in a coma. [StarPulse]
  • Admit it. You wanted to see Courtney Stodden in a bikini. [The Superficial]
  • Andy Rooney wants you to leave him alone. [Dlisted]
  • Armani is releasing Megan Fox for Christmas. [EvilBeet]