Here’s Amber Heard at the premiere of The Rum Diary in Paris. God, she looks amazing. She’s the prettiest bi-sexual I’ve ever seen. She’s so pretty that I’d dress up as a chick just to try and sleep with her. And I don’t do stuff like that. Too often.
That slick motherfucker, Johnny…gets all he wants on the side, not married so no vows broken, European wife with an open mind and hefty checkbook. He’s one lucky son-of-a-bitch.
wow!
What boobs? They are completely covered up and you can barely see them.