The great thing about this Arnold Schwarzenegger commentary for the Total Recall DVD is Arnold missing the point of commentary. For most of the film, he simply narrates instead of providing any insight. It’s like explaining a joke. Except, whereas explaining a joke makes it less funny, Arnold’s narration makes the movie even funnier. Why can’t the entire movie be like this?
The second great thing about these clips is that one guy trying to get a word in edgewise only to have Arnold talk over him like he doesn’t exist.
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