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Ashley Greene Guest Stars on ‘Pan Am’

To everyone’s surprise, Pan Am hasn’t been cancelled yet and it’s hoping to stay that way by bringing on Twilight’s Ashley Greene for a four episode arc. Greene is playing a debutante who has a romantic history with Ted. I don’t know who Ted is but he sounds like a d-bag.

Anyway, here’s your first and second looks at Ashley Greene as Audrey Hepburn or whatever her character is. Sadly, 60’s is not a good look on Ashley. And I don’t think her boobs are naturally that pointy. Trust me. They don’t call me the foremost expert on Ashley Greene’s boobs for nothing, ya know? My thesis in Ashley Greene Boob Grad School was The Size and Shape of Ashley Greene’s Breasts and Its Relation to the Increasing Tightness of My Pants.

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chewy
chewy
8 years ago

I agree, something looks off about her as a 60s stewardess.

TryEatingThisWeek
TryEatingThisWeek
8 years ago

Those nips look dangerous

guest
guest
8 years ago

They have cancelled this show.  She is wearing a bra designed like the 60’s undergarments.  All of the actresses on this show wear old styled undergarments. The lead actress has shown them in interviews

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