Ashton Kutcher Is Sensitive

Most of the time Ashton Kutcher doesn’t know what’s going on so it’s not surprising the guy has no clue why Penn State’s head coach Joe Paterno was fired yesterday. Hint: it was for pretending he didn’t know his assistant coach was raping at-risk boys up the butt in the locker room.

Ashton tweeted in outrage yesterday, “How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.” You know what else was found in poor taste? That tweet according to his millions of followers who had to explain to him what happened. Ashton quickly tweeted an apology.

Heard Joe was fired, fully recant previous tweet! Didn’t have full story. #admitwhenyoumakemistakes

As an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation, I could not be more remorseful for all involved in the Penn St. case.

As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won’t happen again.

How does one properly manage a Twitter feed? It’s not a damn rental property. You type words in a little box and hit send. If you could see into Ashton’s head right now, you’d see a little lab mouse running very slowly on a squeaky wheel. Oh and look, it just threw its hands in the air, put on its old-timey hat, picked up a suitcase and got the hell out of there.

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