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Billy Crystal Will Host the Oscars

Billy Crystal just announced via Twitter that he’s hosting the big celebrity circle jerk this year otherwise known as the Oscars. A safe choice considering nothing controversial nor memorable happened the last 8 times he hosted.

Am doing the Oscars so the young woman in the pharmacy will stop asking my name when I pick up my prescriptions. Looking forward to the show Twitter

Well, I look forward to not watching the Oscars this year and only reading about how horribly long and boring it was watching celebrities suck each other off despite that sounding much more interesting on paper.

My god, can you believe that’s Billy Crystal up top? Getting old sucks.

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chewy
chewy
9 years ago

Good lord..more song and dance numbers. Bring back Chris Rock or go out on a ledge and pick Ricky Gervais.

Capt. Obvious
Capt. Obvious
9 years ago

Too bad Jack Palance isn’t around to imply Billy is a turd.

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