Bradley Cooper Is the Sexiest Man Alive

Bradley Cooper was named 2011’s Sexiest Man Alive by PEOPLE magazine. Geez, PEOPLE is really going downhill when all you need to become sexiest man alive is to be good looking, a sough after actor, rich, fluent in French and able to make ladies drop their panties with just one look. No one has any standards anymore. Anyway, Bradley sounds really humble or really patronizing.

“I think it’s really cool that a guy who doesn’t look like a model can have this [title],” says the Hangover actor, 36. “I think I’m a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.” PEOPLE

My mistake. I must be thinking about a different Bradley Cooper. The one who doesn’t look like a model and isn’t always handsome. But why didn’t they put the real winner’s picture on the cover if that’s the case? Odd.