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Brett Ratner Denies Masturbating With Glistening Shrimp Hands

In her pandering book, Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek, Olivia Munn talks about a short relationship she had with a bigwig director when she first moved to Hollywood. In particular, she describes seeing “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.”

Brett Ratner admitted on Thursday that that bigwig director was him but he never masturbated using shrimp juice as lube. Also, Olivia didn’t used to be Asian and she used to be called Lisa.

“I used to date Olivia Munn, I’ll be honest with everyone here. But when she was ‘Lisa.’ She wasn’t Asian back then,” he said. “She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn’t know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show [was it Prison Break?], I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.” HuffPo

I could see why Olivia Munn would be spiteful. She banged a director and didn’t even get a callback. This is not how Hollywood works, Mr. Brett Ratner!

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Mr Porno
Mr Porno
8 years ago

If you’re a stupid cunt like her, this is exactly how Hollywood works…besides, she gets plenty of work “fluffing” for porno shoots in the valley.

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