George Clooney Would Make a Terrible Father

This according to the kid that plays George Clooney’s on-screen daughter in The Descendants, Amara Miller. Miller tells Us that George “wouldn’t be good as a father. He wouldn’t be the best as a father.” You can take Amara’s word for it. She’s 10 or something. She should know. Man. What. A. B*tch.

Why not? “George likes being an adult,” she explained. “George has fun being an adult, and I don’t think he would like having kids. I know that he’s not planning on having kids anytime soon.”

But Miller did say Clooney was “really amazing… so fun and [always] playing and fooling around and joking.”

“He was just a really phenomenal person to work with,” she said. “[But] we don’t really keep in touch anymore. He’s George Clooney… No one really keeps in touch with him anymore!” Us Weekly

Uh, hey, kid, you’re, like, 10-years-old. What did you expect? It would be weird if George did keep in touch with you. What would you two possibly talk about anyway? How hot Stacy Kiebler’s ass looks in a certain dress? The circles in a Venn Diagram of both your interests would be so far apart that it’d look like Tara Reid’s wonky boobs. The only reason George would ever keep in touch is if his name was Jerry Sandusky and you were a little boy running around naked in the shower.