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George Clooney Would Make a Terrible Father

This according to the kid that plays George Clooney’s on-screen daughter in The Descendants, Amara Miller. Miller tells Us that George “wouldn’t be good as a father. He wouldn’t be the best as a father.” You can take Amara’s word for it. She’s 10 or something. She should know. Man. What. A. B*tch.

Why not? “George likes being an adult,” she explained. “George has fun being an adult, and I don’t think he would like having kids. I know that he’s not planning on having kids anytime soon.”

But Miller did say Clooney was “really amazing… so fun and [always] playing and fooling around and joking.”

“He was just a really phenomenal person to work with,” she said. “[But] we don’t really keep in touch anymore. He’s George Clooney… No one really keeps in touch with him anymore!” Us Weekly

Uh, hey, kid, you’re, like, 10-years-old. What did you expect? It would be weird if George did keep in touch with you. What would you two possibly talk about anyway? How hot Stacy Kiebler’s ass looks in a certain dress? The circles in a Venn Diagram of both your interests would be so far apart that it’d look like Tara Reid’s wonky boobs. The only reason George would ever keep in touch is if his name was Jerry Sandusky and you were a little boy running around naked in the shower.

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chewy
chewy
8 years ago

This girl is gonna annoy a lot of people when as she grows up. 

MissGarrettGaveHimCrabz
MissGarrettGaveHimCrabz
8 years ago

He has no time for babies
hes too busy boinking dancing with the has beens contestants

17islegal
17islegal
8 years ago

He will be fucking that girl in 7 years though…

Loopie
Loopie
8 years ago

they will keep in touch and have lots in common when she reaches legal age

B
B
8 years ago

Isn’t she adorable. This precocious little wonder is gonna have a fantastic life expecting way too much from others.

R.
R.
8 years ago

she certain got the attention she wanted, the last sentance is killer.

R.
R.
8 years ago

she certain got the attention she wanted, the last sentance is killer.

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