Jennifer Love Hewitt stuffed her pear-shaped body into a green dress and pushed up her cleavage to distract from her expanding waist at last night’s premiere of Twlight: We Split The Finale Into Two Movies to Make You Pay Twice as Much. Though she didn’t need to do that at all considering 90% of the crowd were screaming female lunatics who dismissed anyone who wasn’t Kirsten Stewart or Robert Pattinson or the friendly alpaca named Taylor Lautner.
I bet she hit up the complimentary finger foods also.