Jerry Sandusky Admits to ‘Horsing Around’

In an interview with Bob Costas on Rock Center last night, Jerry Sandusky admits to “showering with those kids” and horsing around naked but denies being a pedophile. “I could say I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids I have showered (with) after workouts. I have hugged them, and I have touched their legs without intent of sexual contact.”

But that doesn’t make him a pedophile, you narrow-minded fool. When asked straight up by Costas whether he was “sexually attracted to young boys, underage boys,” Sandusky said, pausing briefly, “Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I love to be around them. Um, I, I, but no, I’m not sexually attracted to young boys.”

As for the incident Mike McQueary allegedly witnessed where he saw Sandusky forcibly raping an 11-year-old boy with his hands against the wall and heard rhythmic slap, slap, slapping sounds, Sandusky explains, “OK, we were showering and, and horsing around. And he actually turned all the showers on and was actually sliding across the floor and um and we were, as I recall, possibly, like, snapping a towel and horseplay.” Right, because that’s what 10 or 11-year-olds like to do in the shower with old men and even then, is that what old men like to do with little boys in the shower?

Sandusky’s lawyer, Joe Amendola, who may be a pedophile himself, said showering with children does not automatically equal sexual assault. He goes on to defend Sandusky by saying he’s a “big, overgrown kid. He’s a jock. The bottom line is jocks do that — they kid around, they horse around.”

Oh… ok. Whew. I was worried there for a second. Jerry Sandusky is actually a big kid at heart so that makes it alright. It’s practically like it were two 11-year-olds having consensual surprise butt sex. There’s no crime. Nothing to see here, people, move along.

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12 years ago

Hes so disgusting that torture is too gentle
He should be tested for vaccines like an animal