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Kim Kardashian Is in Danger

According to MediaTakeOut, eh hm, producers of Tyler Perry’s The Marriage Counselor have received credible threats towards Kim Kardashian’s safety. Fans of Tyler Perry must take the sanctity of marriage very seriously because there is one particular threat vowing to kidnap Kim.

In response, Kim is now surrounded by armed bodyguards at all times and added security is also being provided for her mother Kris.

You’d think the fact that they blatantly told everyone they were planning to kidnap Kim makes this threat less credible. No kidnapper notifies people that they’re about to kidnap somebody. It ruins the element of surprise. Unless they’re the kind of kidnapper that likes a challenge. Like me. I like to give my victims a head start before I lasso them back into my van.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

Puleeeeeeeeeeees. All hype from the Kardashian/Jenner money making machine. Don’t believe a word of it.

Courtney Q
Courtney Q
12 years ago

HA HA!! Is there nothing Kim K and her soulmate/mother Kris Jenner won’t do for attention? I suppose they’ve hired their own stalker/kidnapper now too, who as you point out, craves a little too much attention to be credible.

Capt. Obv.
Capt. Obv.
12 years ago

The only way COW-PIG-WHORE is in danger would be if she found the semen spittoon, started drinking out of it and drowned because she wouldn’t stop.

Melanie
Melanie
12 years ago

Total sham pr stunt. Kim and her mother are always working their relevant material and try to spin into something drama worthy. Everyone hates her right now, so now their camp says someone wants to kidnap her. No everyone wants her to go away. Kim and Kris you are grabbing at straws at this point. Give up already.

Robo
Robo
12 years ago

Will these lying, greedy, fake-ass bitches leave the stage already.  We’re done with them!!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

KARDASHIAN FREE ZONE DAY

NOVEMBER 27, 2011

Mark your calendar…Boycott E Channel

Rita
Rita
10 years ago

I would kidnap the bitch, tie her up, gag her just to raid her wardrobe!!!