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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Needs a Do-Over

Hugh Hefner thought Lindsay Lohan’s vagina was sub par in her first Playboy shoot session so now he’s making her do another one.

Hefner, who’s not yet decided on the creative aspects of the shoot, has already brought in another photog. Presumably one who’s great with lighting and angles and meth face. Another detail worthy of note is Lindsay will not be getting fully naked and instead will have a “tasteful” shoot. Suffice to say, this issue just got a lot lamer.

First thing she wanted to clarify, Lindsay does not go full-frontal in the pictorial. “It will be tastefully done,” she tells correspondent Christina McLarty. “She’s been working in front of the camera with Ford Models since she was a little girl so she kinda knows how to work that.”

As for whether or not Lindsay will be on the cover (reportedly the December issue), Dina reveals that she will! “[Lindsay] and Mr. Hefner will decide. She’ll pick 5 cover [options], he’ll pick the one he wants.” The Insider

Well, sure, working with Ford Models since she was a little girl has obviously prepared her for posing naked. Ford Models are basically tarted up little whores anyway.

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Who in their right mind would wanna see her naked? Why would anybody want to pay to see her naked? All anybody who is dying to see her naked is wait a while, and soon enough I am sure you will be able to see her for free in porn movies, and you can mark my words on that.  To me honest, I’m quite nauseous thinking about it right now.

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Anybody who’s not gay.

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I want to see her naked all the time. She’s hot!

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BillsArePilingOperationMuff

Shes gross

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Fuck all you haters sh is still sexy. Just because the media shit you think she is gross. Tell me if she walked up to you and asked if she can fuck you, don’t tell me you would say no.

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You would have to be VERY confident in your immune system..

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all i can say is…this better turn out way greater then kim kardashian’s and heidi montag’s playboy shoots did cus i must say thouse where the wrose playboy’s known to man and it was a full on tease yo. we can only hope its as good as tara reids was for the most part.

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