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Mariah Yeater’s Baby Will Take the DNA Test

Mariah Yeater, who’s suing Justin Bieber for putting a baby inside her, will DNA test their alleged lovechild. How kind of her. Not like this is a paternity suit to determine whether Justin Bieber is the father or anything.

Her lawyer, Jeffrey Leving, says she can’t wait to compare her baby’s DNA to Justin’s. Although, Leving is already whining about the DNA test Justin took. He says no member of Yeater’s team were there while it was done implying they could have faked the whole thing. “This isn’t Bieber DNA. This is monkey DNA!”

Although members of Justin’s team have told TMZ Yeater and her team had gone radio silent since Justin took the test on Friday, Leving says his co-counsel has been in touch with Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, Monday and Tuesday. Leving says he hopes both sides will reach an agreement on a DNA protocol. TMZ

I can’t wait to see the results compared. There’s a 98% chance Yeater will ask to see Justin’s DNA test privately and end up going to a backroom where she’ll trace over it with crayon.”Your honor. These results clearly show Justin is the father. And the sun with the happy face on the top right agrees!”

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Seriously in one article I read the following: Mariah’s attorney isn’t happy with the fact that Justin took the DNA test without anyone from Mariah’s camp present. Jeffrey isn’t assured that Justin’s test was done properly.Above noted!! Justin isn’t the one not to be trusted here…He’s not the one that has made accusations claiming to have proof…when she’s produced non…Still just on an accussation he’s steps up and has it done for his fans…and still gets kiced in the groin again by not only this woman who highly insulted his man  hood, demeaned him, tried to disgrace his reputation; but… Read more »

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Seriously in one article I read the following: Mariah’s attorney isn’t happy with the fact that Justin took the DNA test without anyone from Mariah’s camp present. Jeffrey isn’t assured that Justin’s test was done properly.Above noted!! Justin isn’t the one not to be trusted here…He’s not the one that has made accusations claiming to have proof…when she’s produced non…Still just on an accussation he’s steps up and has it done for his fans…and still gets kiced in the groin again by not only this woman who highly insulted his man  hood, demeaned him, tried to disgrace his reputation; but… Read more »

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How can his vagina produce semen?

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