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Naked Yoga May Have Sent Kris Humphries Over the Edge

In the wake of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ 72 day marriage, people want to know what really went wrong. If you’re Page Six, you’ve taken to looking for clues in Kim’s reality show because as we all know, tv would never lie to us. Page Six hypothesizes that what sent Kris over the edge was watching his wife, Kim Kardashian, in a naked yoga session with her sisters, friends and a fully nude male instructor.

Nude yoga was Kourtney’s idea to “lighten up the mood” in the hotel suite and she instructed her friends to “take it off, (bleeps)” as the session began. Some friends obliged, stripping down to sports bras and thongs, while Kim opted to keep her yoga clothes on.

Meanwhile, the dreadlocked, muscle-bound instructor took off all his clothes except his underwear, even correcting Kim’s downward dog in nothing but his skivvies. Soon, he said, “I am going to be the way I am,” and lost all his clothes — appearing with his genitals blurred out onscreen.

When Humphries walked through the front door, he was shocked to see his wife doing yoga with a naked man in the room. “That’s disgusting,” he said, beginning to laugh nervously. He asked Kardashian to speak to him privately. “This is so uncomfortable,” he said. “This is my home. It’s so disrespectful.”

Before Humphries arrived home, Kardashian had seemed skeptical of the yoga session, saying, “I don’t know how anyone would even think this is normal.” But when Humphries got upset, Kardashian swung into defensive mode snapping, “You’re so immature, I can’t take it.” Page Six

Despite this entire scene being reminiscent of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Kris should lighten up. It’s not like the instructor tried to stick his dong in Kim while teaching her downward dog. As far as I can tell, the instructor rubbing his genitals against a woman’s crotch while correcting her position is what yoga is all about. At least that’s what my girlfriend tells me.

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Hey are you kidding me this is wrong on so many levels kris was right to be mad!!! If this would have been scott and kris doing this the women would have been sick with disgust.

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ChinekaDuff

Hey are you kidding me this is wrong on so many levels kris was right to be mad!!! If this would have been scott and kris doing this the women would have been sick with disgust.

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I agree, but that family wants attention all the time, so it’s not surprising.

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HowtoMarryAMediaHoefor200Alex

Enough with this no talent leech
whats next ? Chubaca Chloe getting her lady parts threaded???

Anonymous
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How have these people lived this long? We need to thin the herd…..

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GetLostKIMK

These people are so sick! Naked Yoga… friggen stupid idiots

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GetLostKIMK

Run Kris run!

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When you marry a slut that’s famous for film of her with a black cock in her mouth, this surprises you?  He must have barely made the “double digit IQ club.”

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i have to defend the guy on this one, i wouldn’t like that too. kim’s problem is that she doesn’t know how to defend herself and speak properly, she’s insecure, sometimes she just starts screaming and accusing other people, not knowing how to react. she should learn with khlóe and kourtney when she finds someone she loves, well she’s not going to find someone like bruce that puts up with all the shit, cause kris the mom reactes the same way. she can’t be bossy in a relationship even if the other person is wrong there’s no room for divas,… Read more »

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