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Selena Gomez’s Wax Figure Looks Nothing Like Her
Madame Tussauds unveiled Selena Gomez’s wax figure the other day and, what the hell happened? Were they working off of memory? It’s like they said F it half way through and started drinking. This looks nothing like Selena Gomez. It’s so different that this may be the only time I would not have sex with a celebrity’s wax figure.
no, no, no! take it back. there is no comparison! hi selena. look! i’ll be your bicycle if you’d just seat yourself here on my pocket . . . just take it for a ride! and please take as long as you’d like, PLEASEW!!!
Why does this pancake head get a waxed figure?
Why does the wax model have jizz all over it every morning? Oh, that pesky, pedophile janitor!