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Selena Gomez’s Wax Figure Looks Nothing Like Her

Madame Tussauds unveiled Selena Gomez’s wax figure the other day and, what the hell happened? Were they working off of memory? It’s like they said F it half way through and started drinking. This looks nothing like Selena Gomez. It’s so different that this may be the only time I would not have sex with a celebrity’s wax figure.

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Herman Bumfudle
8 years ago

no, no, no! take it back. there is no comparison! hi selena. look! i’ll be your bicycle if you’d just seat yourself here on my pocket . . . just take it for a ride! and please take as long as you’d like, PLEASEW!!!

NotalentMegaCranium
NotalentMegaCranium
8 years ago

Why does this pancake head get a waxed figure?

janitor
janitor
8 years ago

Why does the wax model have jizz all over it every  morning?  Oh, that pesky, pedophile janitor!

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