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Snooki Rubs Cat Litter Over Her Face

The upside to being frugal or, rather, cheap, is you don’t end up blowing $10 million of your reality tv show money on a fleet of high-end cars and an entourage like The Situation did.

The downside is you have to rub cat litter all over your face like Snooki does just to save a few bucks on spa treatments. Snooki was on Conan the other night and talked about her cheap beauty tip.

Conan: “You give some very strange beauty tips in here. In this book, you say it’s acceptable to use cat litter–”
Snooki: “Clean cat litter.”
Conan: “Yes. I thought that would go without saying.”
Snooki: “Just making sure.”
Conan: “…On your face. As what? As an exfoliant?”
Snooki: “Yeah, well, I definitely, um, like to Google a lot. And I don’t like to spend a lot of money on, like, spa treatments, just because I’m, like, a cheapo. So I Googled what else I could use that’s, like, not so expensive, and it was… cat litter.” The Gloss

Well that explains why cats constantly want to sh*t on her face.

Conan went on to ask, “Isn’t cat litter, like, a strong chemical?” Snooki sat there dumbfounded, shrugged and said she hasn’t broke out yet. For the record, Snooki is an idiot but will be fine. There aren’t really any chemicals in kitty litter that will harm her. Unless she starts eating it by the handful. Which she might.

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The cat litter just sticks to her greasy face when she eats the cat shit out of the box…it’s just a coincidence.

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Hey, I’ve done that before – you mix it with a little water and make a clay mask. 

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