It wouldn’t be Twilight without 50 premieres in one week. Here’s Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and that scrunchy-faced Taylor Lautner at the UK premiere. Everyone gives Kristen sh*t for being tomboyish but she looks sort of pretty here. Granted, she still looks extremely uncomfortable in public but I’d be too if someone not named me was looking for the perfect opportunity to spike her drink. Hypothetically. Am I using that word right?
Apparently, Taylor Lautner wedges his face between the ass cheeks of a very fat man every night to maintain that “scrunched face” look.
Taylor is squinty eyed and pig nosed. Kristin is cute – elf ears and all.
Taylor is squinty eyed and pig nosed. Kristin is cute – elf ears and all.
Taylor is Ricky Martin 2.0