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Tonight, Beyonce’s Going to Dance for You

Beyonce’s music video for Dance for You was released the day after Thanksgiving and from what I can gather, Beyonce wants you to watch her pop, pop, pop pop pop it for you, baby. Fantastic. The video is around 5 minutes of Beyonce gyrating in front of the camera and then enlisting a group of other girls to dry off their vaginas in front of a row of fans. Presumably because they’re so moist. Is this a female hygiene commercial or a music video?

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Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

HORRIBLE video.  Beyonce.  You’re trying way too hard!

Elizabeth
Elizabeth
12 years ago

5 minutes of having Beyonce’s crotch in the camera – not my idea of entertainment.  what is she trying to do with her videos these days?  I do not know.

Lis
Lis
12 years ago

Gone are the days where musicians actually tried to be creative with their videos…

Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

wow!

Herman Bumfudle
12 years ago

wow!

CheapNoir
CheapNoir
12 years ago

This is a great video
But I feel it cost less than a happy meal

Mis411
Mis411
12 years ago

Beyonce stole the entire dance scence from Ciara’s Promise video, what an uncreative, fake artist!

Jem2 3
Jem2 3
12 years ago

u guys r messed up the girl is amazing, she is a woman she is showing she is a woman, if u cant respect that then dont watch it, its ok for little 16 year olds to be half naked on screen dancing to songs they dont know the meaning of, she is 30 years old married, she is just showing who is is and how she feels, dont hate cause u cannot respect that, or another way to put it cause u cant dance and act like that!! she is a performer, once the video stops she is a… Read more »

Andre Cunningham
Andre Cunningham
12 years ago

Those of us who are not sheep, don’t have to respect beyonce nor this video. If I was straight, maybe this would be cheap entertainment if I couldn’t get a hold of porn.  we’ve seen beyonce dance like this before and make the same lame moves. There’s nothing artistic and memorable about this.  You’ll never see this video again after this year. I guarantee it.