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Tori Spelling’s Husband Tweeted Her Boobs

That retching sound you hear is me dry heaving into a trash can because yesterday, Dean McDermott, Tori Spelling’s husband, posted a picture of their son to Twitter. What was meant to be an adorable candid turned out to be the equivalent of a kick in the balls. Dean didn’t do a not safe for life check before posting the pic to Twitter because if he did, he would have seen Tori’s big floppy pancake breasts lounging around in the background. We should graft a permanent censor bar on Tori’s chest. Does anyone have the number for the doctor from The Human Centipede? I think he can help us out. NSFW pic here.

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So the son’s just running around, while she’s swinging those sweater puppets free like the wind? Forget savings for college, save for therapy.

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That kid’s too young to have that pimple on his chin, he must be on the roids.  Ironically, I am currently digesting my morning pancakes.

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Wow, disgusting boobs and what is the deal w the baby zit?

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Tori = Gross

Dave
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There isn’t anything wrong with hanging out naked!

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