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Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are Calling It Quits

America’s indie darlings — I’m not sure if that’s accurate but I’d assume so — are getting a divorce. The whimsical woodland fairy, Zooey Deschanel, and the dulcet-toned indie rocker, Ben Gibbard, are ending their marriage of two years.

A rep for Zooey says the split is “amicable” and “mutual.” Though that remains to be seen. If Ben Gibbard’s next album is so depressing that you want to slit your wrists more than usual, then you know there might be hard feelings.

Sigh. And I thought these two were perfect for each other. I don’t know what to believe in anymore. *Tears off skinny jeans, cries*

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I’ve finally won her over by sending secret messages through the television!!!  

chewy
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Is that how it works?

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 That and hiding in her shrubs by the back door…

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hide in the shrubs you say..done and done.

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Who are they?

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