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Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are Calling It Quits

America’s indie darlings — I’m not sure if that’s accurate but I’d assume so — are getting a divorce. The whimsical woodland fairy, Zooey Deschanel, and the dulcet-toned indie rocker, Ben Gibbard, are ending their marriage of two years.

A rep for Zooey says the split is “amicable” and “mutual.” Though that remains to be seen. If Ben Gibbard’s next album is so depressing that you want to slit your wrists more than usual, then you know there might be hard feelings.

Sigh. And I thought these two were perfect for each other. I don’t know what to believe in anymore. *Tears off skinny jeans, cries*

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Delusional
Delusional
8 years ago

I’ve finally won her over by sending secret messages through the television!!!  

chewy
chewy
8 years ago
Reply to  Delusional

Is that how it works?

PEZ snatcher
PEZ snatcher
8 years ago
Reply to  chewy

 That and hiding in her shrubs by the back door…

chewy
chewy
8 years ago
Reply to  PEZ snatcher

hide in the shrubs you say..done and done.

BmovieBreakupsStingtheWorst
BmovieBreakupsStingtheWorst
8 years ago

Who are they?

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