Venezuelan model Aida Yespica and her friend, Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti, hit up Miami Beach together with Aida’s son Aaron Ferrari today. Stupid kid. He’s only 3 and hanging out with two models. When I was 3, the only models I hung out with were Ninja Turtles and exact replicas of Voltron.
Look at Claudia taking a picture of herself, most likely to post on Twitter, and bending over real close to Yespica. If I was that kid, I’d take a mental picture right now because this will be the greatest thing to ever happen to him. That is until tomorrow when his mom invites her model friends over to try on lingerie and have a pillow fight.
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