Demi Moore Is Keeping Her Twitter Handle

The foremost concern on everybody’s mind is “will Demi Moore change her Twitter handle now that she’s divorcing Ashton Kutcher?” Well, Demi has your answer and it’s no, probably not.

@MrsKutcher tweeted, “changing my twitter name isn’t a top priority right now. sorry it bothers so many of u. should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?”

No, it doesn’t matter. You’ll just BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY if you don’t. Oops, sorry for that. I was just practicing for whenever a story of Megan Fox being pregnant comes out and she refuses to get an abortion.