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Derek Jeter Is a Gentleman

If you ever end up sleeping with Derek Jeter, expect to be shooed away back home with a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a baseball. You know, to remember your one night stand by. How classy!

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.

“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!” Page Six

That’s why I like to take a photos of myself doing a hundred different poses, sign them and randomly select one to send a girl home with. There’s much less chance of something embarrassing like this happening. Plus, I like them to remember who they spent their one night of regret with. *Points to self proudly*

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If he were a true gentleman he’d give them something they need after a night with him, a bottle of mouthwash. 

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What a cad.

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I hope his dick falls off.

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