Fat K-Fed Collapsed Under His Fatness

I wasn’t sure what else to title this. In any case, the 33-year-old Kevin Federline fat-encased heart couldn’t take it anymore and he collapsed while filming Excess Baggage, the Australian version of Celebrity Fit Club.

A show rep tells E! News that their first shoot was in November in the Kimberley region in Outback Western Australia, which is “widely regarded as one of the most remote and hostile parts of the country,” and during the shoot, under advice from the show’s medic, Kevin was “taken to hospital as he was showing signs of heat stress.” E! Online

The official prognosis was heat exhaustion. On account of him being so fat. He’s more insulated than a bear in hibernation.