Guess Which Star Will Ruin the Super Bowl?

Past Super Bowl halftime performers have included The Who, Bruce Springsteen, The Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney. Unfortunately, now that list will include Madge herself as they welcome her prerecorded tracks to this year’s Super Bowl in Indianapolis. Just pray for no Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. Squeezing that old woman’s boob back in her dress will be like putting a fart back in your butt. Not gonna happen.

Understandably, the Super Bowl wants mainstream entertainment, but was Katy Perry not available? The only thing Madonna and football have in common is that both are made of leather and plastic. Football is all about a beer-chuggin’, burger-eatin’, hootin’ and hollerin’ good time. Having Madonna at the Super Bowl makes as much as sense as having Jerry Sandusky on Sesame Street.

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