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J.Lo’s Boy Toy Gets a Bentley

J.Lo’s new boy toy/man servant Casper Smart now has a fancy new car to chauffeur Lopez in. Sources say when he’s done driving Jennifer around town, he gets it for personal use. Like, say, to get her tampons from the store.

Casper Smart and Nick Cannon should get together and talk about how to hold umbrellas. Nick likes to hold it right side up but Casper likes to hold it sideways all gangster like. He’s very street. Classic case of old school meets new school.

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Pseudo Bronx
Pseudo Bronx
12 years ago

They don’t call him Mr Smart for nuttin’ – well maybe a little, ask Jlo.

Hawk
Hawk
12 years ago

I guess J Lo only drives Fiats on TV…

Jealous bastard
Jealous bastard
12 years ago

They both have pretty good gigs if you ask me…drive some, f**k some and cruise.  Perfect.