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Jesse James Sounds Charming

Jesse James is returning to reality tv, probably because he’s running out of money, with a new show called American Chopper: The Build-Off. And guess what? He’s still bitter he got caught cheating. In the beginning of the first episode, James says, “I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad.” Of course, that “some Hollywood actress” is Sandra Bullock. People are going to love this guy.

James creates a stainless-steel “middle-finger” bike which is apparently the first motorcycle he’s personally built in five years and he explains his reason for returning to TV.

“I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ’em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.” Radar Online

Oh look at Jesse James. What a badass. He’s brash and offensive and doesn’t care about anything. No woman can change him. What a rebel. Just don’t show footage of him getting a mani/pedi in his trailer or else his cover will be blown.

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jose menendez
jose menendez
8 years ago

This no talent idiot is back on tv because he lost his meal ticket because he couldn’t keep his dick out of tattooed women

jose menendez
jose menendez
8 years ago

This no talent idiot is back on tv because he lost his meal ticket because he couldn’t keep his dick out of tattooed women

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