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Justin Bieber Has a Message for Your Daughters

Justin Bieber filmed a promo for his Someday perfume where he tells dads to let their daughters obsess over him so they don’t end up banging the kid next door.

“Hey Dad, it’s Justin, your daughter wanted us to chat. I feel like we got off on the wrong foot, I mean I get it, I’m a huge mega star, I got a full head of hair…

“But it could be a lot worse. Think about it. Guys her age… Well, remember when you were her age? Yeah, exactly… I’m a great distraction. She won’t even think about him and someday you might even thank me.

“So next time you hear her scream my name, relax. It’s better than hearing her scream ‘Joey’ who lives next door. Am I right?” StarPulse

Yea, Justin is right. A dad would rather his daughter scream the name of an androgynous 17-year-old hawking perfume than some kid from next door. After all, Justin Bieber is a gateway drug to abstinence.

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“an androgynous 17-year-old”  — Perfect!  This description should be placed on Wikipedia asap. 

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That lesbian, Bieber, is after my daughter!!!

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That lesbian, Bieber, is after my daughter!!!

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