Justin Bieber Obsessed With the Playboy Mansion

The Playboy Mansion sort of lost its appeal when 200 people contracted Legionnaire’s disease from swimming in the cum grotto. Though Justin Bieber doesn’t seem to mind because he hangs with the bunnies at the private parties and shows up all the time, sometimes just to watch movies.

A source says, “Justin is obsessed with the Playboy Mansion. He actually has permission to show up whenever he wants, he’s invited to every party and he even visits just to hang with Hef.”

This is not the least bit surprising. Give any 17-year-old kid a free pass to the Playboy and he’ll be at every party running around with a glazed look in his eye mumbling “titties titties” as he runs around the place at 3x normal speed.