Justin Bieber Obsessed With the Playboy Mansion

The Playboy Mansion sort of lost its appeal when 200 people contracted Legionnaire’s disease from swimming in the cum grotto. Though Justin Bieber doesn’t seem to mind because he hangs with the bunnies at the private parties and shows up all the time, sometimes just to watch movies.

A source says, “Justin is obsessed with the Playboy Mansion. He actually has permission to show up whenever he wants, he’s invited to every party and he even visits just to hang with Hef.”

This is not the least bit surprising. Give any 17-year-old kid a free pass to the Playboy and he’ll be at every party running around with a glazed look in his eye mumbling “titties titties” as he runs around the place at 3x normal speed.

  • Mare

    If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

  • ivan

    Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had nothing to do with the design of the shirt. He just wore it.

    • BigJimSlade

      Go back to Canada, Justin.
      And pull up your damn pants.

  • RocknRollerBlues

    Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

    Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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