Kelly Osbourne must have brittle bone syndrome because last month she cracked her head open then kept passing out. More recently, she posted on Twitter that she fell out of bed over the weekend and fractured her hand in 3 places. Her bed must be 5 feet high.
It was her left hand and she’s left-handed so now her mom has to “brush my hair and cut my food for me I feel like a baby again. Of course my mum is loving it!” Gee, her right hand must be a piece of limp, useless flesh if she can’t use it to do something as simple as brushing her hair. Celebrities are babies.
“The worst part,” she pointed out, “Is i permanently look like I’m giving everyone the thumbs up because of the way its casted! I look like such a tw**!”
Oh, so according to her, not much as changed since breaking her hand. Good to know.
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It looks like she broke it punching herself in the face…