Larry King Wants to Be Walt Disney’d

Larry King turned 78 last month meaning his time is nearing an end. So it’s no surprise he’s getting his affairs in order. Namely, figuring out where his cryogenically frozen body will be stored until they can find a cure for whatever kills him. Hey, I see you backing away slowly. Get back here.

During a Dinner With the Kings TV special set to air Sunday, Larry says, “My biggest fear is death, because I don’t think I’m going anywhere. And since I don’t think that, and I don’t have a belief… I want to be frozen, in the hope that they’ll find whatever I died of and they’ll bring me back.”

Not sure they’ll ever find a cure for being batsh*t crazy but it’s his money, he can throw it away on whatever he wants. Personally, I was hoping it would have been on hookers and blow and some new clothes so he stops looking like like Benjamin Button and freaking me out.

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11 years ago

Why wait til he’s dead?  Just do it now.

11 years ago

Batshit crazy huh?

Well I guess it’s pleasing to know that whatever dipshit wrote this article will at the end of his lifespan will be sent back to the Earth to be decomposed, all traces of their corpse and life wiped away in the endlessness of the universe.

Larry King is a brilliant forward-thinker clearly and I’m sure he’ll be laughing in a few centuries at all the generations before him who didn’t future-proof. This assumes of course that our species continues to advance without causing our own extinction.