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Lindsay Lohan Has Changed

I would like to start out by saying, “Bwahahahahaha.” According to “sources close to the actress” *coughDinacough*, Lindsay Lohan has gotten numerous offers to host various NYE parties but she’s turned them all down.

Lindsay is trying to shed her party girl image and she thinks not being part of the NYE madness is the first step. Instead, she plans to celebrate at home and have dinner with a few friends before the countdown.

This may be the 700th time Lindsay has said something like this. At this point she might as well claim to be a meat eating unicorn.

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baby jesus
baby jesus
12 years ago

Into what?  Fish bait?  She looks like she’s been on the backside of a stampede of horny bulls that ran her into a brick wall…holy f**k!!!