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Lindsay Lohan Pretends to Read a Fake Script

Lindsay Lohan arrived at JFK Airport with her sister Ali and she made sure to hold up a “script” in front of her face so we can all think someone actually hired her for a movie. Which is laughable because we all know no one would even hire Lindsay for a commercial. This is probably her way of tricking producers into thinking she’s in demand. It’s her way of saying, “Hey, look, a studio is taking a chance on me. See? Everything is alright. You can make offers now. Heh heh heh.”

And if you must know, the script is called Untitled which is like naming a dog “dog” or me naming my imaginary girlfriend “Jane Doe.”

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Michael Prymula
12 years ago

Jeez, you people sure sound stupid right now!  Why the hell would Lindsay be carrying around a fake script(if there even is such a thing, which I highly doubt)?  That dosen’t make any kind of sense, you’re just looking for any excuse you can to insult Lindsay for no reason, even if it dosen’t make any kind of sense, get a life!

Grim R.
Grim R.
12 years ago

Gross!!!  Just look at those fucking “old man hands” and you know that bitch is dying.  Yee-uck!!!

Crack Head Hands
Crack Head Hands
12 years ago

Omg her hands are like a crack head’s.  And that is Ali her sister with her I think. Ali looks way more natural Lindsay looks so worn out, dry hair, manly dirt bomb hands, injected filler lips with overly obvious borders from injections and distorted , plus she tries to make stupid pouty faces to show off her distorted lip injections.  Giant Louis Vuitton bags, holy shallow, low self esteem.  Poor thing.  Her parents really did a number on her. lol

DrugMoney
DrugMoney
12 years ago

Shes just did a huge photo shopped spread
in a hugely failing magazine
shes ready for celebrity fear factor!

The 4 horses of the apocalypse
The 4 horses of the apocalypse
12 years ago

Maybe the title is fake…it’s really “Unsanitary.”

Rusty Stanberry
Rusty Stanberry
12 years ago

It actually says “Untitled Entertainment” which could be some South Asia company… Searches Google.