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Matt Damon Calls Scarlett Johansson a B*tch

Jokingly, of course. Matt Damon sat down for an interview to promote his new movie We Bought a Zoo and was told that when asked what kind of animal he would most be like, Scarlett Johansson said it would be a baby hippo.

“I would be a baby hippo?” Matt asked me. “That is sweet. If Scarlett were an animal, what would she be … Uh, a baby hippo — bitch!” HuffPo

I would have compared Scarlett Johansson to a unicorn that gave out hand jobs. But that would be more wishful thinking than anything else.

Ugh, this is a slow news day.

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gag-o-rama
gag-o-rama
10 years ago

Bitch/whore it all fits…to f**k that life support system for a moth ball Sean Penn?  She must have a death wish for creeping crud…he’s such an old dirt bag…she scrapes schmeg from her filthy cunt, he peels dead skin off of his cock before fucking…Yuck!

Meistro2000
Meistro2000
10 years ago
Reply to  gag-o-rama

jealous much? :)

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