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Matt Damon Calls Scarlett Johansson a B*tch

Jokingly, of course. Matt Damon sat down for an interview to promote his new movie We Bought a Zoo and was told that when asked what kind of animal he would most be like, Scarlett Johansson said it would be a baby hippo.

“I would be a baby hippo?” Matt asked me. “That is sweet. If Scarlett were an animal, what would she be … Uh, a baby hippo — bitch!” HuffPo

I would have compared Scarlett Johansson to a unicorn that gave out hand jobs. But that would be more wishful thinking than anything else.

Ugh, this is a slow news day.

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Bitch/whore it all fits…to fuck that life support system for a moth ball Sean Penn?  She must have a death wish for creeping crud…he’s such an old dirt bag…she scrapes schmeg from her filthy cunt, he peels dead skin off of his cock before fucking…Yuck!

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jealous much? :)

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